Funny things in movies that would never happen in real life.

While watching "Batman Begins", Bruce Wayne was attending his birthday party, when an older rich lady introduces him to "a mister RAS Al-ghoul?"

Bruce Wayne replies, "You aren't Ra's al Ghul.  I watched him die."  Ducart shows up, and says "Is Ra's al Ghul immortal?  Are his methods, supernatural?", and the scene develops... but the old lady apparently got bored with the conversation and left...  I've just always thought that was funny.  

Coffee Cream

I bought "Non Fat" Half-and-Half at the grocery story yesterday.  Non-Fat. Half-and-Half.  I shook it to make sure there was actual liquid inside it, thinking it might just be a container full of air.  What could possibly be inside?  We will soon find out....